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Tag: WTF

Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab

by Gary on Mar.05, 2009, under Robot Attacks

After programming a robot to “love”, an unsuspecting female intern fell victim to another confirmed robot attack when the robot refused to let her leave and kept trying to hug her. True story.

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Robots May Prepare Ground for NASA Moon Base, Discover Hidden Nazis

by Gary on Feb.27, 2009, under Robots

From the article: “NASA wants to have a lunar base in 2020, and they are teaming up with Astrobotic Technology and Carnegie Mellon University to design automated Tonka trucks that would do the groundwork. And probably find Nazis.” I swear, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Microsoft Scrambling To Thaw Zune Freeze — Microsoft Zune — InformationWeek

by Gary on Dec.31, 2008, under Robot Attacks

Apparently all 30GB Zune MP3 players locked up at the same exact time. This reeks of a synchronized robot attack.

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Man lives with female robot – The Sun -News

by Gary on Dec.10, 2008, under Robots

A Japanese inventory named Le Trung has created a real-life "Fem-bot" robotic girlfriend. Perhaps his girlfriend could be our first double-agent?

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BBC NEWS – Asia-Pacific – Actor robots take Japanese stage

by Gary on Nov.26, 2008, under Robots

Apparently in Japan they have robots taking the stage as actors. This redefines weirdness.

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RNA-based logic gates compute inside cells

by Gary on Oct.19, 2008, under Robots

As I understand this, scientists have figured out how to make RNA into logic gates, a building block of digital circuits. In other words, how to turn biological matter into computers. What. The. Fuck.

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