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Germans Arm Robots And Teach Them To Stab Humans

by Gary on May.07, 2010, under Robot Attacks, Robots

A group of German researchers thought it would be a good idea to arm robots with knives, teach them to stab and slice up humans, and then see what happens. If “knives and stabbing weapons” sounds familiar, that’s because it’s exactly what the killer robot from Terminator 2: Judgement Day had.

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Robot attacked Swedish factory worker

by jojokaffe on Apr.30, 2009, under Robot Attacks

A Swedish robot nearly killed a man, but won’t be prosecuted.

The near-fatal incident took place at a factory north of Stockholm in June 2007. A worker was about to fix a broken rock-lifting robot. He’d shut the power off, but the machine suddenly woke up and grabbed the man by the head… "But the robot suddenly came to life and grabbed a tight hold of the victim’s head. The man succeeded in defending himself but not before suffering serious injuries."

This week, Johansson decided not to prosecute either the company that owned the factory or its robot. Instead, the company will have to pay a $3,000 fine.

Time to start buying that robot insurance people.

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Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab

by Gary on Mar.05, 2009, under Robot Attacks

After programming a robot to “love”, an unsuspecting female intern fell victim to another confirmed robot attack when the robot refused to let her leave and kept trying to hug her. True story.

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Robot lawnmower kills Danish man

by Gary on Feb.27, 2009, under Robot Attacks

According to Engadget, the robots have drawn first blood when a Danish man was tragically killed by his robotic lawnmower. Rest in peace, sir.

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Microsoft Scrambling To Thaw Zune Freeze — Microsoft Zune — InformationWeek

by Gary on Dec.31, 2008, under Robot Attacks

Apparently all 30GB Zune MP3 players locked up at the same exact time. This reeks of a synchronized robot attack.

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Qantas Computer Error Rattles Flight, Forces Emergency Landing – WSJ.com

by Gary on Oct.08, 2008, under Robot Attacks

Is this a first strike from SkyNet? I guess we won't know until it's too late.

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