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		<title>Another Brick in the SkyNet Wall</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/06/30/another-brick-in-the-skynet-wall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Training robots to anticipate our needs.
Training robots to anticipate our actions.
Training robots to figure out where we&#8217;re hiding and exterminate us, says I.
The multidisciplinary team of the EU-funded Joint Action Science and Technology (JAST) project first analyzed human-human collaborations, seeing what kind of behavior and brain function are at play when we work (or don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Training robots to anticipate our needs.<br />
Training robots to anticipate our actions.<br />
Training robots to figure out where we&#8217;re hiding and exterminate us, says I.</p>
<p>The multidisciplinary team of the EU-funded Joint Action Science and Technology (JAST) project first analyzed human-human collaborations, seeing what kind of behavior and brain function are at play when we work (or don&#8217;t work) well together, and then applied the research into building proactive robots.</p>
<p>The eventual aim is to <a href="http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-06/teamworkbot-can-anticipate-your-needs" target="_blank">build robots</a> that can ask questions, discuss and explore possibilities, assess their companion&#8217;s ideas, and anticipate what their partners might do next.</p>
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		<title>&#8216;What did you say about my Mecha?&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/06/12/what-did-you-say-about-my-mecha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Robots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exoskeleton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know whether to be scared, excited, or to ask this guy if I can join Voltron.

Army Mechanic&#8217;s Garage Tinkering Yields 18-Foot Mecha Exoskeleton,
27 hydraulic cylinders bring the Mecha to life, its movements matching those of the person inside it. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know whether to be scared, excited, or to ask this guy if I can join Voltron.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.killerrobots.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/inside-job_0.jpg" alt="Mecha" title="Mecha" width="300" height="450" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-555" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-05/man-machine" target="_blank"><em>Army Mechanic&#8217;s Garage Tinkering Yields 18-Foot Mecha Exoskeleton,<br />
27 hydraulic cylinders bring the Mecha to life, its movements matching those of the person inside it.</em></a> </p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s give them super powers&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/06/08/lets-give-them-super-powers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Super Powers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[the better to hunt us with.
Yes, now scientists are cooking up ways to teach robots to 
 walk on water! 
No, I&#8217;m not kidding. Walk on freaking water!
The only guy I ever heard of doing this was considered pretty freaking special, but no, let&#8217;s figure out how to get robots to do it.

A robot that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the better to hunt us with.</p>
<p>Yes, now scientists are cooking up ways to teach robots to <em><br />
<a href="http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-06/robots-borrow-hydro-repelling-tech-insect-legs-walk-water" target="_blank"> walk on water</a></em>! </p>
<p>No, I&#8217;m not kidding. Walk on freaking water!<br />
The only guy I ever heard of doing this was considered pretty freaking special, but no, let&#8217;s figure out how to get robots to do it.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.killerrobots.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/waterdroplet.jpg" alt="waterdroplet" title="waterdroplet" width="485" height="485" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-546" /></p>
<p><em>A robot that can walk on water: such a miracle is one step closer to reality, thanks to some new research that learns from the work nature has done with water striders. Walking on water may seem like a superpower and the name scientists have give the property of the striders&#8217; legs is fitting: super-hydrophobia.</p>
<p>Super-hydrophobic legs repel water, and it is exactly this super property that scientists have tried to simulate with a (you guessed it) supercomputer. Professor of Chemistry at University of Nebraska-Lincoln Xiao Cheng Zeng worked together with colleagues &#8212; and the supercomputer &#8212; at Japan&#8217;s RIKEN Institute, Takahiro Koishi, Shigenori Fujikawa, and Toshikazu Ebisuzaki and Kenji Yasuoka of Keio University.</em></p>
<p>Super hero powers: Robots &#8211; 1, Humans &#8211; 0<br />
Thanks guys!</p>
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		<title>Skynet, It&#8217;s Closer Than You Think</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/05/22/skynet-its-closer-than-you-think/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 21:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Military]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movie Plot Lines]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The US DoD continues down the path of recreating the Terminator plot line, but in real life. Can someone get them a Netflix account?
Called the &#8220;Ember,&#8221; the robot runs on reversible treads and has two flippers on one end to get it over obstacles and right itself. It&#8217;s got a tiny camera mounted on one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The US DoD continues down the path of recreating the Terminator plot line, but in real life. Can someone get them a Netflix account?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520851,00.html?test=latestnews">Called the &#8220;Ember,&#8221; the robot runs on reversible treads and has two flippers on one end to get it over obstacles and right itself. It&#8217;s got a tiny camera mounted on one side, and an antenna mount. It&#8217;s even got its own Facebook photo album.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/05/video-irobot-rolls-out-one-pound-machine-ready-to-swarm/"><img src="http://www.killerrobots.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/0_61_robot_ember_book.jpg" alt="0_61_robot_ember_book" title="0_61_robot_ember_book" width="320" height="240" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-540" /></a></p>
<p><em> It&#8217;s small, it&#8217;s sturdy and someday every soldier may have one.</p>
<p>Consumer- and military-robot manufacturer iRobot has made a little &#8220;cousin&#8221; of its famous Packbot that&#8217;s small enough to fit in a pocket, weighs less than a pound, clambers almost anywhere and forms ad-hoc wireless networks with its kin.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been made under a Pentagon contract to develop &#8220;LANdroids,&#8221; small, automatically networking communications and surveillance robots.</em></p>
<p>Yeah! Networked robots!<br />
Yeah! LANdroids!<br />
Right, keep telling yourself that this won&#8217;t go horribly awry.<br />
I&#8217;ll just go find Sarah and John and head for the hills.</p>
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		<title>Someone get Chris Hansen on This</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/05/07/someone-get-chris-hansen-on-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, we continue to train the robots to hunt us, and this time on the social networking sites.
Ibn Sina Robot is joining Facebook, seeks friends
Named for a medical doctor, the Ibn Sina Robot wants to shed his scholarly ways and you know, hang out, make friends, have a bit of fun. The prototype robot is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, we continue to train the robots to hunt us, and this time on the social networking sites.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8034190.stm" target="_blank">Ibn Sina Robot is joining Facebook, seeks friends</a></p>
<p>Named for a medical doctor, the Ibn Sina Robot wants to shed his scholarly ways and you know, hang out, make friends, have a bit of fun. The prototype robot is based on a PeopleBot machine from ActivRobots. It features face recognition and language modules that allow it to carry on real-time conversations with its database of friends. The plan is to put the bot on Facebook where according to the BBC it will &quot;foster meaningful realtionships with people.&quot;.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8034190.stm" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.killerrobots.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/robot.jpg" alt="robot" title="robot" width="226" height="170" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-531" /></a></p>
<p>At least it kinda looks like UBL, so we won&#8217;t trust it right off the bat. But if they make it look like a 15-year old girl the gamer boys will be in trouble.</p>
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		<title>Robot attacked Swedish factory worker</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/04/30/robot-attacked-swedish-factory-worker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Swedish robot nearly killed a man, but won&#8217;t be prosecuted.
The near-fatal incident took place at a factory north of Stockholm in June 2007.  A worker was about to fix a broken rock-lifting robot. He&#8217;d shut the power off, but the machine suddenly woke up and grabbed the man by the head&#8230; &#34;But the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thelocal.se/19120.html" target="_blank">A Swedish robot nearly killed a man</a>, but won&#8217;t be prosecuted.</p>
<p>The near-fatal incident took place at a factory north of Stockholm in June 2007.  A worker was about to fix a broken rock-lifting robot. He&#8217;d shut the power off, but the machine suddenly woke up and grabbed the man by the head&#8230; &quot;But the robot suddenly came to life and grabbed a tight hold of the victim&#8217;s head. The man succeeded in defending himself but not before suffering serious injuries.&quot;</p>
<p>This week, Johansson decided not to prosecute either the company that owned the factory or its robot.  Instead, the company will have to pay a $3,000 fine.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory">Time to start buying that robot insurance people.</a></p>
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		<title>Fuel cell uses human blood</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/04/22/fuel-cell-uses-human-blood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?!@?
In what universe is this a good idea? Let&#8217;s make humans food for robots! Freaking vampire robots, that&#8217;s what we need!
I think I saw this movie. It was called &#8216;The Matrix&#8217;.

Yeast cells feeding on the glucose in human blood might one day power implants such as pacemakers. A living source of power that is able [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously?<br />
SERIOUSLY?!@?</p>
<p>In what universe is <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16882-yeastpowered-fuel-cell-feeds-on-human-blood.html" target="_blank">this a good idea</a>? Let&#8217;s make humans food for robots! Freaking vampire robots, that&#8217;s what we need!</p>
<p>I think I saw this movie. It was called &#8216;The Matrix&#8217;.</p>
<blockquote><p>
Yeast cells feeding on the glucose in human blood might one day power implants such as pacemakers. A living source of power that is able to regenerate itself would eliminate the need for regular operations to replace batteries.<br />
A team at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver, Canada, has created tiny microbial fuel cells by encapsulating yeast cells in a flexible capsule. They went on to show the fuel cells can generate power from a drop of human blood plasma.
</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16882-yeastpowered-fuel-cell-feeds-on-human-blood.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn16882/dn16882-1_300.jpg" alt="Bloody fuel cell" /></a></p>
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		<title>Another step closer to cyborgs</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/04/22/another-step-closer-to-cyborgs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Japanese always try to make the robots look cool, just look at the names they&#8217;ve picked for this one. But really, this thing&#8217;s just one step closer to cyborgs.
Is it me, or does this look like a hybrid of RoboCop and Voltron characters?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Japanese always try to make the robots look cool, just look at the names they&#8217;ve picked for this one. But really, <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514059,00.html?sPage=fnc/scitech/innovation" target="_blank">this thing&#8217;s just one step closer to cyborgs</a>.</p>
<p>Is it me, or does this look like a hybrid of RoboCop and Voltron characters?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514059,00.html?sPage=fnc/scitech/innovation" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.foxnews.com/images/526481/0_61_robotsuit_hal_vert.jpg" alt="HAL" /></a></p>
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		<title>One step closer to Cyborgs</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/04/22/one-step-closer-to-cyborgs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It starts with robots being used for exacting, and repetitive work, and then move to assisting humans in completing tasks. Next thing you know, they&#8217;re signing you up for cerebral port to connect you to the network. 

&#8230; had gone to see a team of Japanese engineers from the company proudly showing off their new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It starts with robots being used for exacting, and repetitive work, and then <a href="http://www.popsci.com/gear-amp-gadgets/article/2009-04/future-legs" target="_blank">move to assisting humans in completing tasks</a>. Next thing you know, they&#8217;re signing you up for cerebral port to connect you to the network. </p>
<blockquote><p>
&#8230; had gone to see a team of Japanese engineers from the company proudly showing off their new mobility technology &#8212; a pair of wearable robotic &#8220;Walking Assist Devices.&#8221; Strapping the powered gadgets to our legs felt silly, but after taking them off, the sensation of being cast back among unaugmented humans, forced to walk completely under our own primitive power, was a distinct comedown.
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<p><a href="http://www.popsci.com/gear-amp-gadgets/article/2009-04/future-legs" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.popsci.com/files/tout-honda.jpg" alt="Robot Legs" /></a></p>
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		<title>Snake-bots</title>
		<link>http://www.killerrobots.net/2009/04/03/snake-bots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jojokaffe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snakes can slither through tight spaces, swim across lakes, scale trees, and even glide through the air. Their mechanical doubles won’t be flying anytime soon, but thanks to technological leaps in climbing ability, snakebots could soon tackle a few notoriously dangerous jobs.

Virginia Tech University engineers Dennis Hong and Gabriel Goldman say their robots, called Hydras, which can quickly roll up and down poles and columns, are designed to inspect bridges, construction sites and high-rise buildings, tasks that injure more than 1,000 people a year.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s combine my two favorite predators, snake and robots.</p>
<p>Because, if you weren&#8217;t afraid of one, now you can be afraid of both.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/files/articles/snakebot.JPG" alt="Hydras" /><a href="http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-03/pole-dancing-robots"></p>
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